my patience lately

A few months ago I got in a fistfight with a bald man at the cinema because he said I was eating my popcorn too loudly

and you made the world a better place in the process

i fucked his old ass up too

Pretty sure Stavvys laugh can cure cancer

i used to have penis cancer before he came into my life

Praise be to Stavvy

I miss this stupid show so much.

Tim the tool man