My reaction to this information

My landlord went out of town for a week today and is very disappointed to see that I unravel without him here

💪 Merica, we're taking it back. 💯 You like Trump, you know it, time to show it. ✅ T's for Trump here:

Shawty lmfao what the fuck

yeah this is why shes still single, we figured it out guys

How many stars do you give it? Ps the egg crack was so unbelievably satisfying. Thank you for this. 🙏

6.5/10 very slimy

your dedication to the bit is why youre my favorite

LMAO

que

I’m just triggered you couldn’t get the egg on the meat more

zomg