My response

You would make the Greatest PM

- All I Knew

Can I be honest for a moment? I'm a staff engineer at a fortune 500 and Idk what the difference between scrum and agile is

Staff engineer ? Can I see your PE ??

please tell the stakeholders to stop calling me at 2am, its only been 100 hours.. im only half way done with this button thnx master

🔥🔥🔥 Would close all my tickets!

Full on cali voice

omg... I want to irritate you so badly (so you'll look at me like that).

Scrum Mommy vs Uncle Bob, let's goooo