My response to Rory McIlroy

@McIlroyRory

- Retrograde

@McIlroyRory Why does Rory look like a horse jockey in the pic used here?

@McIlroyRory Let's see Rory hit a ball with a .22 BAC! 😁

@McIlroyRory Let’s see Rory sink a 3 footer sober with a major on the line

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@McIlroyRory Rory is just pissed he needs a stool to reach the chips in his pantry

@McIlroyRory He may have played the island green but has he ever experienced Perez Island?

@McIlroyRory @mstrle18 @moods14

@McIlroyRory Rory is my age. What does he mean not of that generation? This is blasphemous.

@McIlroyRory The best possible response 😂😂