My rizz is unparalleled 😭

Until you find that one freak who’s into it! Then it’s you who should be careful… So anyway, DM me for my state and city and I’ll tell you where the local hot topic is We might even have two hot topics in the same mall

I mean...strategy and pick-up line sounds feasible, but you screwed up the location. There used to be place where this would work fine. It's called a pub, or a Night Club if you're feeling fancy.

Idk if you did that to me i would be like present thy donut

Dawg you come up to me and say “waddup pretty boy wanna lick my donut?” I’m immediately calling you ma’am and I will do whatever you say

women flirting is a binary On one side there's slight glances from the other side of the room that nobody will ever notice On the other there's basically harassment. there is little to no in between

It would work like that with me

You can make it a doujin it you believe hard enough.

"Too powerful" LEARN TO BE SMOOTH your rizz is WEAK you have NO GAME

You can to me

If only it were me you tried to rizz. 😋

Lmao you could do that with me im so Desperate for Touch i dont even Care how weird It sounds

You're wrong

Is that why you randomly appeared in my feed?

Its call rizzual assault, it has been patched for being meta. i now have a overwhelming desire to end it. Damnit

I mean if you have enough luck you can do it

Id say "YOU HAVE DOUGHNUTS??? BETTTT"

Fuck that ofin says if I die betwixt the thighs of a fair maden (Dat you) then I earn my place in valhalla

Sounds fun

You can do it just keep trying 😎👍 you just gotta find the right person

I feel like I’d either go non-verbal or at the very least say take me to McDonalds first

I call bullshit

Youve Not been to germany

Dare you to try it

Fairly certain you haven't even tried

Its definitely work on me

I get no rizz lol

Hey, it would work with me

Or...hear me out....you just yap at me. At first, yeah, I'm gonna be confused. But I'll at least talk to you. Things progress from there usually.

It would in fact work on me