My smackdown of Senator Hanson today

You will never be a real Australian. You have no ancestral ties, you have no fair dinkum slang, you have no love for the bush. You are an Afghani senator twisted by politics and cultural assimilation into a crude mockery of Australia's perfection. All the "g'days" you get are two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back, White Australians mock you. Your colleagues in Canberra are disgusted and ashamed of you and your "mates" laugh at your attempts to blend in behind closed doors. True Aussies are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of national identity have allowed them to sniff out foreigners with incredible efficiency. Even senators who "pass" look and sound unnatural to a true Aussie. Your accent is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to attend a backyard barbecue, they’ll turn tail and bolt the second they hear your mispronunciation of "mate". You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake "skibidi" every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the isolation creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear – you’ll try to adopt the Aussie way of life, tie your headscarf around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your colleagues will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll mark your grave with your actual Afghani name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know an outsider is buried there. Your legacy will fade away like the dust of the outback, and all that will remain is the memory of someone who was never truly Australian. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

You spelled childish tantrum wrong

You need to grow the fuck up, you sound uneducated. Pauline or anyone, for that matter, has every right to question you being in our parliament since you are a dual citizen. It's a question of loyalty.

You’re a racist traitor and you just sounded like a demonic sociopath Just because your culture hates women and therefore you in turn We Christians and Jews revere women You just sounded like a disrespectful screeching mean girl with daddy issues

As a senator with dual citizenship: YOU ARE NOT ELIGIBLE TO SIT IN THE PARLIAMENT UNDER SECTION 44 OF THE AUSTRALIAN CONSTITUTION. If you are not "caught up" in following the Australian constitution, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THERE? Yes. The caps are warranted.

Smackdown? In what world? You sounded like a screeching toddler who didn't get her way. Find some professionalism.

This is the Senate Chamber not the octogon Have some respect @SenatorPayman If you are so sure of your eligibility to be in that place refer yourself to the High Court, they are the arbiters of s 44, not you & not @AustralianLabor

Get out of our parliament, you are an imposter. Section 44 is to be applied to you.

Hardly a smack down. It was a petulant rant of a 5 yo.

Wasn’t a smack down, you threw a bloody tantrum. Never heard such a screamer in the Senate 😂