My staff put this one together. I don’t know why you care.

Sen. Kennedy pledges allegiance to Israel.

“You’re not the most stupidest person I’ve ever met, but you better hope he doesn’t die” 😁

Some of us are trying to get 60 Minutes to hire you as the new Andy Rooney. 😂

You, sir, are a national treasure! 😂

You forgot your best line when talking about PM Starmer ,,, "He's polling lower than gonorrhea"

@Soleil_Trade_ Senator John Kennedy is a national treasure. God Bless Louisiana ⚜️ and God Bless the United States of America. 🇺🇸

My favorite is always "She looks like the kind of person that would eat Tide Pods."

You have the funniest insults! My favorite is "they couldn't get water out of a shoe if the instructions were written on the bottom!"

The man is a National Treasure

You have no idea what an icon you have become. Not because of money or power or political influence, but because of your understanding of humanity and how absurd it is capable of being.

I care because I needed a good laugh today. You may ask why well I’m here to tell you it looks pretty bleak with “leaders” like @LeaderJohnThune !!! A picture worth a thousand words. I think of my grandchildren and it’s takes everything in me not to hate a man a still pray for him. 😢 Thank You @SenJohnKennedy . Your constituent from Raceland, Louisiana.

You are the epitome of cool Mr. Kennedy Keep on truckin' 😎🙋🏼‍♀️🤘🏼

One of my favorites is “This is like the Hindenburg crashing into the Titanic.”

Most of us care because (like yourself) we ACTUALLY love this country… and common sense.

Gem of a man😂

The U.S. government should be purged of communists, starting with their arrest:

Why?...Because it's damn funny! Keep Keeping it 4-Realz🍺😎👍🏻

I have one for ya that I made up: "I'm so mad, I could spit nails through a pine forest and build a house."

You haven’t accomplished shit and congress and your state ranks last or next to last in the shit that’s actually important. Fuck off

Love this and you being from my home state makes it even better! 😊

@fedupMolly17 Love them all! Proud to say I have used some of your comparisons!

Lol you are seriously the best. 🤣🤣 I wish you were my senator!

This is cool and please don't die🙏

My favorite is when talking about AOC that she’s the reason there’s directions on a shampoo bottle 🤣

Where's the book of quotes from this wonderful man? Im buying it!

Why does American get all the cool people 😂🇮🇪

Part philosopher, part comedian, part senator. Absolute legend. 🇺🇸

Thanks to your staff! We care because your communication style buts a smile on our face and/or we laugh out loud. Much needed at a time when there is a lack of common sense and decency, not to mention hatred.

Brilliant! I would buy a pocket size hard cover booklet, filled with Bon Mots from you, and @dagenmcdowell , with hand drawn illustrations.

"The reason there's directions on a shampoo bottle" is the GOAT insult

Homeless. No state ID or driver's license. Cannot prove residency. Since I cannot take to Kansas a rental receipt or an utility statement, since I can't prove I'm paying into their land-based system of graft, I am no longer a citizen in the eyes of the law.

I care less every day that I see you posting nothing to hide you doing nothing. You sure had me fooled, but I'm fooled no longer.

😂

Maybe you should follow your own advice and not suck so bad.

Met you yesterday. You did not disappoint. 💙