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Paul J. Ramirez6 months ago

So, the lesson from all of this is... Bad eschatology is associated with obesity and poor health outcomes.

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Josh Barzon6 months ago

100000%

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Paul J. Ramirez6 months ago

@JoshuaBarzon With due respect, the logic of your hypothetical falls short of any kind of coherence. A world without the spoken word, the written word and evolving technology is a world without mankind in it.

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Paul J. Ramirez6 months ago

@JoshuaBarzon "Could we figure out who God is without being told who God is?" No

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Paul J. Ramirez6 months ago

@JoshuaBarzon I hasten to add, GOD has also revealed himself to us by planting in each and every one of us, "the work of the law written in our hearts," via our CONSCIENCE. (Rom. 2:15)

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Ed Hansberry6 months ago

I didn't realize Calvary Chapel was around in the 4th century... 🤣

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Josh Barzon6 months ago

😂

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Jonathan Burris6 months ago

Been hearing this since I was born.

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Josh Barzon6 months ago

Same!

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Scott Roberts6 months ago

Who remembers this gem?

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Peter J Kratofilow6 months ago

Dispensationalist here, luckily I grew up in a church that didn’t do this. However, remember all the apostle believe they were living in the last days

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Josh Barzon6 months ago

Well, to be theologically and biblically accurate … all Christians have been in the “last days” since Jesus rose. But the apostles weren’t giving deadlines of when Jesus was returning based on current events.

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Parousia706 months ago

@PeterJKratofilo The last days ended nearly 2000 years ago when the temple, which was the pillar of the old covenant world fell. 🔥

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Peter J Kratofilow6 months ago

@JoshuaBarzon

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autocorrect2.06 months ago

Imagine hating the return of Christ and mocking those who don’t

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Tedd Jordan6 months ago

Hysterical and sad all wrapped up together

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Josh Barzon6 months ago

I know man.

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S Brater6 months ago

The amount of times I heard someone talk about how the end times are upon us…the 2004 tsunami, hurricanes Katrina, Harvey and Sandy, any EF 4 tornado, the 2003 wildfires, any war or rumor of war, etc. you get the point lol

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Josh Barzon6 months ago

Yupppp

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✝️ Lanette ✝️6 months ago

As a dispensationalists, I agree that the hyper date setters deserve a round of mocking. But I certainly wouldn’t want to be found guilty of mocking those who humbly watch for Jesus’s return, and earnestly pray “Thy Kingdom Come!”

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Shaun Marksbury6 months ago

I'm a dispensationalist, and I have to say, yeah, ouch. Too many "sure" predictions that were based on mere speculation. No man knows the day or the hour. Just live every day in expectancy. And yes, I believe we're closer than ever! 😅

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Levi Davenport6 months ago

Know this first of all, that in the last days mockers will come with their mocking, following after their own lusts, and saying, “Where is the promise of His coming? For ever since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue just as they were from the beginning of creation.” 2 Peter 3:3-4

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Joshua Gabbard✝️6 months ago

It's true that some preachers wrongly try to predict days and times, but that doesn't take away the imperative of what Jesus commanded us, which was to watch for the signs of His coming and be ready. We can read about those signs in Matthew 24 and Luke 21

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕻𝖗𝖊𝖘𝖇𝖞𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖆𝖓 𝕻𝖎𝖊𝖉𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗's profile picture
𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕻𝖗𝖊𝖘𝖇𝖞𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖆𝖓 𝕻𝖎𝖊𝖉𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗6 months ago

The tie and suspenders in the 4th century sent me.

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Chris Hohnholz6 months ago

I can’t laugh because it is really all too accurate. I watched some of these things happen when I was still a dispensationalist. 😬

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SOTPR6 months ago

I’m so tired of Dispensational Theology

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Patriotic Baptist 🍊6 months ago

I remember Jack Van Impe selling his book about 99 Reasons Jesus Will Return in 1999. However, watching this video, I am reminded that Jesus did say to watch for His coming. There's also these verses.

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Scott Roberts6 months ago

News to me that big sweaty southern guys existed in the 4th Century. 😜😂

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Tim Tant (Tennessee Apologetics)6 months ago

ok this was pretty funny, until the 4th century hit. Then it leveled up to REALLY funny.

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Josh Barzon6 months ago

i was rolllling

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David Johnson6 months ago

This would be funny if it weren’t so sad. Almost 2000 years down the road and the Church is still clueless in the area of eschatology. 🤦‍♂️

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Cheryl Schatz 🩸6 months ago

You sound like one of those predicted scoffers.

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Romey Forge6 months ago

“Apache helicopters… it’s the literal translation” 😭😆

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BlessedAnomaly6 months ago

I didn't know they could take such clear video in the 4th century. But yes, each generation men like Jack Van Impe (he was the one in my younger, early saved days) who had a penchant for setting, not so much dates, but time frames. In the '80's it was always "before the year 2000." But none of these make scripture any less true that the Rapture will come. The Church will rise and meet Jesus in the clouds. At the Second Coming, Jesus will set his foot on the Mount. Two events. Not the same.

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The Unworthy Prodigal6 months ago

This is so good (yes, it is AI)! Every generation has looked at the signs in the world and convinced itself that it would be the final generation before Christ returns. At some point, one generation will get it right. But until then, remember this: the wars and rumors of wars, the signs in the heavens and in the Earth below, the trials and tribulations around the world... they are all meant to remind us that Jesus IS returning, not when! Repent therefore, and flee to Christ while the days remain.

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🇺🇸 Coram Deo 🇺🇸6 months ago

I distinctly remember this book. It did not age well.

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mart6 months ago

At least they have one thing in common.. diabetes

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Based Bible Believer6 months ago

As a Dispy this is so true LOL

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Matt Cahoe6 months ago

Above all, you must understand that in the last days scoffers will come, scoffing and following their own evil desires. They will say, “Where is this ‘coming’ he promised? Ever since our ancestors died, everything goes on as it has since the beginning of creation.”

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Stan Kaughman6 months ago

If you're laughing at people looking forward to meeting their Savior, you're laughing at the wrong thing.

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Roger Granquist6 months ago

This is AI correct?

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Josh Barzon6 months ago

Oh absolutely 😂 don’t think they had cameras back in the civil war or 4th century 🤣

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Roger Granquist6 months ago

Ha! I guess I didn’t get that far in the video. I get so tired of all the fake AI stuff. I stopped in the 80’s… lol

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TheAvidCreative6 months ago

There is a crucial truth here, and it's why I sit out such conversations that are so prevalent these days.

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Janice6 months ago

I’m still watching! ✝️💜

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☧ Aaronaeus ☧6 months ago

So is it safe to say that dispensationalism is slowly dying?

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Eric6 months ago

Meanwhile, what rightly dividing the word of truth actually looks like:

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Chris Davis6 months ago

I grew up in this from the 80s on, which is why I wrote this book, to disentangle anticipating seeing Jesus face to face from prognostications about world events.

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