My summer shorts must’ve shrunk since last year

sure they did fatty. youve just been feeling hungry fatty ;)

What!? They did!!

yeah cause that's the only reason they don't fit 🤐🤐🤐

It’s true I swear…they fit last year and I only gained *checks notes 😳 30lbs

Totally normal. Cotton naturally shrinks over time. At least that’s been my experience

Yeah definitely shrunk can’t think of anything that got much bigger since last year

Look at you struggle to put on those shorts, piggy. All that blubber bouncing and jiggling because all you do is eat and get fatter

So so hot

I love being hypnotized to grow

Time to pop out of them 😜

Bring it on 🍩🍩🍩