my toxic trait is knowing i could do this

"I would just crack Naomi" "how many tickets to make Naomi ny wife" "why bother with the games when Naomi is right there"

You niggas can't appreciate or pay attention to a kickass story if there's even one hot chick in it bro

she ain't even that bad is the thing

@Pestarchide It ain’t that she ain’t that bad, she the only one there

@N4pstr Technically speaking the narrator is there too

I'm at my job as I type this motherfucker

@HasanNumaa75100 Type shit

@HasanNumaa75100 shit

For anyone wondering it’s 1,000,000 creditsfor sex with Naomi

Completely ignoring everything else about this and laser focusing on the robot like a seeking missile

Freddy Fazbear was completely out of left field holy shit

This sounds awful..... I'd go insane because I'd be unable to see the sun? Lile sir....... there's a reason there's a law that doesn't allow rooms to be built without windows we're a normal sun species

the glow of the CRT shall guide you

😭😭🤣

Deadass throwing so I get turned into DDR and N4OM1 steps on m– FREDDY FAZBEAR???

Yeah im cracking the hell out of that robo- FREDDY FAZBEAR????

Why am I surprised that 90% of the replies are about cracking N40M1 😭

I’ve been waiting for this one package for over a goddamn month, option 2 easily.

A24 executives right now

ok but *any* online purchase same day delivery? that means everything you pre order that typically takes months to arrive you just get it that day. you can order things from japan/china and get it instantly instead of waiting weeks. option 2 easily

mind you this is on the original video

I understand that the 10% slowdown time could be my ticket to the liberation of countless souls as well as my own freedom but free same-day shipping tho

Can I just crack N40M1 and she call me her good boy

naomi is hot

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A FUCKING WOULD YOU RATHER NOT A FUCKING STORY TIME. GOD FUCKING DAMN.

im gnna crack naomi

yeah we all cracking naomi 😔

Everyone just shut the fuck up we all know we're doing this for the robot

I getting enough tickets to make Naomi my wife

I skipped near the end because I thought it's one of those memes where he'll say something and it'll cut to like metal gear or something and saw a thicc robot

The ffb reveal made me throw my phone across my bed

man i dont know about this, im not that good at video games- FREDDY FAZBEAR??

i listened to every single word this man said and i honestly genuinely think fucking the robot is the easiest way to win this

So this isn’t the plot to a real movie because this was a dope concept lol

“Alright Naomi it’s time for the arcade game where the goal is for me to not have a sloppy make out session with you, if that does happen then i lose and you get the point”

Can Naomi just cleave everyone who tries to hit on her on the spot, Viltrumite style? /lh

Crack Naomi in the middle of the game boom you win think about it

what if i just kick naomi when shes playing the games so she fails

If none of the games are rigged (which they usually are), I'm surviving this challenge no problem.

let’s do this and split 50/50

I exchange all my remaining credits to destroy N4OMI in bed