My wife doesn't love me

“I thought our relationship transcended the police.” 🤣

The “ would you call the cops if I hit you “ feels like the “ would you love me if I was a worm” but for men

That's fuckin weird

How this conversation would go in my house: ME: I’m going to hobby lobby. Wanna come? HIM: F-no ME: Oh good, 😅 I didn’t really want you to go with me but I thought I’d ask. HIM: 🙄 HIM: Move, I can’t see the TV ME: See you in a couple hours HIM: ok 👍🏻 … and we lived happily ever after. 😍

So go to make her happy? This cuck idea is crazy to me you cannot make ppl happy🤣

Last week my husband called me midday and said “meet in the parking lot (of his workplace) with your 380 and 9” BOY I HOPPED IN MY MINIVAN SO QUICK LOCKED AND LOADED!! Turns out he just wanted to take me to the gun shop to get fitted for holesters. I kid you not I was ready to commit a crime for him. Married 15 years ♥️

Don’t be gay. You don’t have to do any of these things. She should have girlfriends for these things.

If I ever hit my wife, she wouldn't go to the police. She'd kick my ass😂

Don't trust a snitching hoe

He prolly hasn't got a blow job in 5 years, I wouldn't go either.