Mymy, we know that’s you

No fucking way

it's official, Dutch isn't a language. for the dutch reading this: "it ofic@l, dVtch istn un l@ngu@g"

trying to explain Dutch be like

"geef me een klap papa" is NOT the correct translation!!!! I HATE YOU!!!!!!!

Dutch is a real language, and I know how to speak it. "I have a plan, I just need money"

Its sounds like german but with the puking sounds the Danish have

My stance on Dutch is that it sounds like a drunken Englishmen trying to speak German and you'll never be able to convince me otherwise...

Is that legitimately Dutch? Literally jar jar binks lol

dutch people arnt real, everyone knows its deutschland deutschland not dutchland dutchland

Dutch is like if a very drunk english man tried to speak german.

it would be funny if klingons speak dutch

i know one phrase in dutch and it translates to "fucking in the kitchen"

She is not dutch so her translations suck. Here are some better ones. Spank me daddy -> geef me billenkoek pappa I monitor the situation->I kijk de kat uit de boom Ignore -> Negeer They hate it.. -> Ze trekken het niet als een blanke van bil gaat Are you deadass -> Meen je het serieus (Ben je dodebips? is funny though😂) Boobies -> Tetten! There's a microphone in the cake -> Er -zit- een microfoon in de taart

Definitely not a real language, Dutch are just ragebaiting Germans and Brits.

Nederlore is niet voor yanks mensen

is their word for "walk" Gallop? are they fucking horses?

Also I wanna see the artwork behind you!

Should be this if we’re being honest

Ah yes. The VOC. The ones that introduced the stock markets to the world.

Now so one with Dutch sayings literally translated to English like Now comes the monkey out of the sleeve!

Dutch is like if German tried to be French.

@amitisinvesting haha

Saw on Instagram last night, used to be X I saw things first, guess everyone stealing from Insta now instead of Insta users stealing from X.

Tietjes

Who is she? What’s her @?

dutch is satan's language

she even kinda sounds like mymy this is gold

I fucking love Dutch

Hey, ducks would never steal bicycles

"ik ben de situatie aan het monitoren" Ngl i'd just say "ik ben de situatie in het oog aan het houden" or "ik ben een oogje in het zeil aan het houden" For the "spank me daddy" im pretty sure the "daddy" part doesn't get translated at all

the tattoo just ruins it