Mythical Racism

@Fat_Electrician @AngryCops @HLC_actual @Eli_Doubletap Less than 2 minutes annnnnd racism 😎

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@Fat_Electrician @AngryCops @HLC_actual @Eli_Doubletap Omg, l didn't think I could love your podcast more... but elf hate takes it to a new level.

@Fat_Electrician @AngryCops @HLC_actual @Eli_Doubletap To clarify: these are Peter Jackson's elves. Tolkien's Elves are actually pretty hardcore, battle hardened and eat meat (aside from a very specific sunset mentioned only a few times in the Silmarilion)

@Fat_Electrician @AngryCops @HLC_actual @Eli_Doubletap Does anyone have that meme regarding the shire and the goblins? I can't find it anywhere

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@Fat_Electrician @AngryCops @HLC_actual @Eli_Doubletap lol "Elves! Hate 'em!" He's not wrong. 😁

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@Fat_Electrician @AngryCops @HLC_actual @Eli_Doubletap Honestly though that one scene was the worst. They had a possibility to show the greatest strengths of the two races working in tandem and setting aside their animosity in the face of overwhelming orcs. Screenwriters ruined it horribly.

@Fat_Electrician @AngryCops @HLC_actual @Eli_Doubletap The Dwarves were technically created first by Aulë as automotons, then given the Secret Fire by Eru and put to sleep so his children would awaken first.

@Fat_Electrician @AngryCops @HLC_actual @Eli_Doubletap There are degenerates that think orks/uruk hai are an allegory for a certain irl race

@HLC_actual @Fat_Electrician @AngryCops @Eli_Doubletap Dwarf on orc hate crime

@Fat_Electrician @AngryCops @HLC_actual @Eli_Doubletap Elves are aliens

@Fat_Electrician @AngryCops @HLC_actual @Eli_Doubletap LOL you could see the gears spinning in Rich's head. He did not disappoint! 🤣😆

@Fat_Electrician @AngryCops @HLC_actual @Eli_Doubletap Nah. Elves are badass. I loved that scene. Couldn't let the dwarves think they were better than elves in close combat.

@Fat_Electrician @AngryCops @HLC_actual @Eli_Doubletap In Tolkien’s lore the Elves are known for their swordsmanship not their bows I think that’s a more modern addition that elves are always good archers

@Fat_Electrician @AngryCops @HLC_actual @Eli_Doubletap Never thought about the elves in final hobbit movie till you pointed that out Nick but yeah your right, both with the arrows and the mean girl, it did look cool but makes no sense

@Fat_Electrician @AngryCops @HLC_actual @Eli_Doubletap Nic the moment the leaf lovers are mentioned: "ELF! ELF! ELF! ELF! ELF! ELF! ELF! ELF! ELF!"

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@Fat_Electrician @AngryCops @HLC_actual @Eli_Doubletap Damn knife ears

@Fat_Electrician @AngryCops @HLC_actual @Eli_Doubletap Dwarve were minad the firsr The Elves were meant by Eru Ilúvatar to be the first to awaken. However the Vala Aulë created the Dwarves before the Elves awoke. Eru then adopted the Dwarves as his own children but commanded they sleep until after the Elves had come into the world.

@Fat_Electrician @AngryCops @HLC_actual @Eli_Doubletap LMFAO

@Fat_Electrician @AngryCops @HLC_actual @Eli_Doubletap That was pretty funny.

@Fat_Electrician @AngryCops @HLC_actual @Eli_Doubletap @Fat_Electrician elves are commies! LoL

@pepperboxtv @Fat_Electrician @AngryCops @HLC_actual @Eli_Doubletap I was thinking the same thing. Elves deserved what they got.

@Fat_Electrician @AngryCops @HLC_actual @Eli_Doubletap Mythical racism is much more detailed and nuanced than real racism. Also fuck those filthy little burrowing midgets.

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@Fat_Electrician @AngryCops @HLC_actual @Eli_Doubletap YES!!! I hate it when the dwarves with their full plate armor formed a perfect shield were the waves of enemies would crash and brake and the elves just need it to make it rain with arrows, instead the JUMP the DAMN wall!!

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@Fat_Electrician @AngryCops @HLC_actual @Eli_Doubletap @MiddleearthMixr I figured you would like this take.

@Fat_Electrician @AngryCops @HLC_actual @Eli_Doubletap This is why the Thalmor are hated right? I mean I agree…

@Fat_Electrician @AngryCops @HLC_actual @Eli_Doubletap That made me so fucking angry I actually almost had a stroke. Like I wish I was joking.

@Fat_Electrician @AngryCops @HLC_actual @Eli_Doubletap I would like to add, in the extended edition too, they added elves firing on the dwarves on the hill and the dwarves had an anti-arrow weapon that also didn't kill anyone and didn't land in front of or away from the army, it just simply disappeared killing 0 people.

@Fat_Electrician @AngryCops @HLC_actual @Eli_Doubletap Nailed it!