Nah GOD intervened bro💀
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🤣 this nigga always finna be somewhere in 2 weeks

God had to pull the plug on that mission like:

God like "naah son....your mama prays too hard for me to let this happen"...

They was probably gonna rob that nigga or something anyway…he’ll be ight

F.B.I agent:

God snapping him back reality 🤣

Nooooooooooo💔

They was about to line his ass up. 😂

God was like: nahhh bruh

😭

God on the very last minute:

"Marrying the quiet girl would be boring" 😂😂

This cracked me up 😭

this video lowkey an example of what it’s like when a dude comes home mad at his girl cuz he missed out on some other bitches… girl at the end just tryna be nice , has no idea why bruh is upset lol

Augusta like 2 and half hours from Savannah, buddy he would've gotten lined up 🤣🤣🤣

Nigga was genuinely hurt bro😭😭😭

Lied they ass off they was not no 20 😭

This what waking up from a good ass dream feels like ong😂

45 mins? Augusta to Savannah that shit over 2 hours they cappin

This prank is pure evil😭

Not today Son

😭😭😭 niggah I would cry too

This nigga always boutta be somewhere in a couple weeks 😂

😭 Savannah and Augusta are over 2 hours away from each other. Something fishy was happening there.

Man was about to get that gift that keeps on giving 🤣🤣🤣🤣 god was like hol on now

The Lord saved you from catching a case

Something is telling me that this interaction wouldn’t have worked out the way bro thought it was if it had went through lol

Thought he had em one. Whole time they was on bullshit from the start

She was bout to say “do you know I will blow your back out” and then switch to her natural man voice

I’m pretty sure this what God said before he declined the mission:

@grok what's the name of this app?

@grok Monkey app

Nigga was gonna end up in that lake they found 38 dead bodies in Houston

Naw maybe I’m tripping but they looked younger than 20, bro probably just dodged a mean ass statutory charge

