Nah you knew lol

“OMG guys I’m pregnant”

Imagine being a woman and your body goes on mystery mode for a few weeks then like boom…refresh…loading new human…sheesh

it's very possible for a woman to have a late period and not be pregnant lol. I literally either have late cycles of skip month(s) and I have no child 🤷‍♀️ stress, weight gain, weight loss, getting sick, and other stuff affects your cycle. scares are normal. this seems normal.

*gets nutted in* *takes pregnancy test* *comes out positive* “What the fuck?” Who would have guessed that would happen….

Her calling me : “OMG, Jesus DEVANTE Christ, I’m pregnant Akumi” Me : “ain’t no way boy”

I hope ,She knows who the baby's father is