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Nailed it. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ

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Reii ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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@saltinesnack Accurate

piรฑaughty ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Come on, this is so fake. They would never say 'doesn't'

Psycho-Billy-Cadillac ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Iโ€™m dying!!!! Even has the smoke alarm chirp in the background! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Hammer70 ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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The fucking smoke detector beeping in the background had me crying!!

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Snipe The Hype ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Snipe The Hype4 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

The kool aid pineapples and eyelashes sent me๐Ÿ˜‚ I didn't even know they mad fake eyelashes that long. Don't tell @JasmineForUS !

Michele ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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At least this time I didnโ€™t start checking all my smoke detectors to see which one needed a new battery like I did this morningโ€ฆ Yes, I am blonde.

BMs ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Absolutely nailed it๐Ÿ˜‚

Samantha Covington ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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The chirp in the background (nice touch, by the way๐Ÿ˜‰) freaked my dog out. She's staring down the smoke detector, daring it to beep.

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธWeaverofLiberty๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธWeaverofLiberty๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ4 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

The fkn smoke detector makes this the best๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Nick DiPaolo ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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hahahaha!!!

Nuke D'Wolf ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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'bout blew out my beer laughing, pretty funny. humor is a grand clapback in my book.

Gina ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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LOL the beeping in the back ground. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ and everything else.

Herb Tarlek ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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the smoke detector chirping ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

Vlad Impaler ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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@Carousel_Rides The chirps are ๐Ÿคฃ

Buckle up! 45/47 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Buckle up! 45/47 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ4 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

omg.

โ„•๐•š๐•” ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
โ„•๐•š๐•”4 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

(that smoke detector) ๐Ÿคฃ

VCampbell ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Wrong Southern dialect. He's doing a fake white one. Sorry, it bugs me. The disconnect is too great. The rest was cool, though.

WalterSobchak ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Omg the can of pineapple juice!! ๐Ÿ’€

Brock Kane ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Love the Smoke Alarm low battery beeps. Hahaha

Midwest Ordnance ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Spot on. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

HillarysCankles ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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That Jasmine Crockett cracks me up.

Jeremy Turnbow ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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The chirp is perfect

CarmenCutlets ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น MAGA ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
CarmenCutlets ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น MAGA4 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Jay ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Everything right down to the elusive ceiling bird chirping ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ this had me rolling lol

EyeQube ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Anthony isn't the only young black killer walking around.

Kelly ๐Ÿ’ซ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Not the Poverty Pineapple ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Mr_Napkin00 ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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the fucking smoke detector was so funny

MM ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Those eyelashes doh

St. Pete Beacher ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Our dogs do not appreciate that smoke alarm beep. Grrrr

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