Name a better cold open, I'll wait

Always this.

this one is the superior one

I will laugh like it's the first time I've seen this every time I see this

To this day, when my daughter and I sing in the car, “tell me why” is still swapped out for “now, number five”.

i simply cannot name a better cold open because there is in fact no better cold open than this one

Coffee machine cold open. The slowmo perspective editing joke makes me very happy.

the way i knew what it was before the video loaded

The first time Amy Santiago is late and the Diane Wiest is the closest but it's still this cold opening by A FAR.