Name a better take than this on the Iran war, I’ll wait.

Better quality..

Lol! A Trump supporter will see that as a logical rundown that makes total sense!

@Kathleen_Tyson_ Here’s a better explanation

This is the press secretary we didn’t know we needed.

The straights of Epstein were never closed until the diaper king attacked Iran

It's this guy, by the way:

@CarpeDi81040920 Iran has not given up their enriched uranium nor has their ability to produce a nuclear weapon been decimated. The US is only giving them $300 billion dollars to make a nuke with. Now Iran has the financial acknowledged power of blocking the Straight of Hormuz. This was defeat.

If the MAGA brain lasted 10seconds into this, I'd eat my hat. Cult members only know what their orange daddy tells them.

This one where Rubio admits it was Israel who dragged us into the war.

❌How about the islamic regime occupying Iran and supporting all the terrorist proxies, killed American for years and massacred 40.000+ of its own iranian unarmed protesters in just 2 days!! As an Iranian we are grateful for Trump & Israel to at least have the balls to stand up against these bullies! Do not watch those hypocrite news outlets like CNN, Axios, Reuters … BS! They are really poisoning your minds and side with the terrorists instead of being patriotic… shame on them!

Brilliant! sad this is actually where we are right now, but bloddy brilliant!

Its so crazy watching the minions trying to spin it as a win lolllll

While brilliant, it's probably way too high brow for the average Murican voter.

A better take?😂 That's the worst attempt at coping ever. So you're actually bragging that Trump managed to get the Strait open? When it was open (without tolls) before Trumps war. Trump is even going to allow Iran to have ballistic missiles.😂 Fool

Well he could face added it cost $80bn in bombs, $24bn will be unfrozen and $300bn to rebuild the damage, do a cool $400bn, enough to buy 40 million Teslas so most Americans would never ever worry about the cost of gasoline ever again…

Complete bullshit. This is defeat and a total capitulation. You can't spin it.

Still waiting for the satire version.

@AngryCaliLib

Jonathan Pie.

@sikloernyo If they have to try to convince people it's a victory, it's actually a defeat.

@kthalps This perfectly encapsulates what’s happened over the past 3+ months. At least defense contractors, oil executives and people like Trump & his family are making a ton of money. Trump and his ilk are the fucking swamp!

It's crazy that it's all true

I could really laugh about it - if less people had died for that megalomaniac ego.

@mehdirhasan MAGATS don’t know about Shakespeare’s Comedy 🎭 of Errors so this is completely over their heads. Yes in honor of Juneteenth those are Black birds aka DEIers laughing 😂

@RussellFosterTX I saw this couple of weeks ago. So funny.

Yup that sums it up very well. Trump is the biggest loser of all time. He made a laughingstock of himself. What a POS!

It took this guy a rail of coke, a bottle of alcohol and 48 hours of sleep deprivation to give a speech like that while knowing the world knows you are lying.

name one nation that level stypidity..ok russia but after that shit hole is america

Not better, but really good too.