Need a evil whisperer friend

credit to @/lucarugi on tiktok

"SILENCE YOUR TONGUE IT IS TUESDAY, there is no bitches out"

“ silence, your voice its Tuesday. There’s no bitches out.” Lmaoo 😂😂

….my wife lives in my head rent free doing just that. “You don’t want that second drink.” “Don’t look at that pretty girls bottom.” “Don’t spend money on the game.” “Stay home and talk with kids.” It’s really rather frustrating, and I don’t recommend

You hired a guy named fuckin WORMTONGUE?

Is this the true cure for male loneliness? Asking for a friend.

megatron and starscream

Starscream every time megatron was just standing there 😭

Need me a scheming Vizier

“IT IS TUESDAY! There are no bitches out” Bro I’m crying