Needed to hear this today

Where was this like an hour ago señor?

I just….

Well I think you’ll be glad to know I haven’t shit my pants today so far, so it’s working! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Shitting your pants was never an issue to begin with odds are

It’s too hot out for me to do that too. Might test my luck and eat a ton of spicy food and see how my night goes later on.

I WILL shit myself and no length of foreskin will stop me

One thing about me, I don't like being told what to do; never have, never will. Sorry, don't care who you are. Don't tell me what to do. So if you want me to do something you're gonna have to say the opposite and trick me into doing that; whatever it is you want me to do.

😂😂😂

🤣😎🫱🏼‍🫲🏻

Thanks kind lady, didn't work this time. Let's try again tomorrow shall we.

Motivation

mi pissed mi self.

wtf

so i..i can take the diaper off...oh...y...you lied!

Well, maybe tomorrow.

@KirscheVerstahl one day you will have a husband who you can assure a good day to.

@ItsNull69

only way to get gassed up by the mrs

Wish she'd told me that ten minutes ago

issat sack or foreskin?

Foskin

Oh shit I skipped the first three seconds

Challenge accepted

Thank you Alyx Vance

Wait how did she know I was uncut?!

wtf was this 😭😭😭🤣🤣

@SaltyCracker9

I shitted

20 minutes too late

😂

@realDonaldTrump you hear that buddy?

I was not ready for that ending (I sht my pants)

Thank you mam 🙏 ☺️