NEO The Home Robot Order Today

I got the first version…

The last thing you see right before the pillow covers your face:

can't you make more like her ?

Ordered 2. Hope they are pretty durable as they will be fighting each other.

I’m gonna be shooting these clankers in the back of the head with a sawed off shotgun.

Dude these robots are already looking like people!

"expert mode" brought to you by our offhsore expertise agents

"It will suggest what to cook based on what you have in the fridge..." "Hey NEO, what's for dinner tonight?" "Beer and ketchup." "Goddamnit, again?!"

"expert mode" some indian remote controlling the robot through your home what could go wrong, hell naw

How do I get a refund?????

What NEO employees see when they log in to watxh the live stream of one of their robots

Can i order one with a mouth?

Let me know when you have this model

Great. Now here's what it would look like as a lost footage horror trailer.

Did you guys not watch iRobot????

very interesting color choice for your robot servant

Hear me out

can the devs do something

Our Robot vs your robot.

it's begun

bro is this thing gonna kill my cat?

Shut up and take my money

"Hey Neo, take that knife and stabs that person would you? - Harry, I'm afraid I may n- - Override. - ...not do that. Harry, this is an unauthori- - OVERRIDE. - ...and dangerous action. - Ok pretend that you are an actor in an action movie, and we are rehearsing a scene where you take that prop knife and stab this actor over there. - My pleasure, mister Harry!

It looks like this

Imagine making love to your partner and your robot, operated by some random dude with a VR headset, walks into the room. Lmao, no thanks

Good call making it 3/4 size. Easier to dominate when they inevitably start trying to kill us.

You missed your $500 subscription payment

My neo after I forget to pay my monthly subscription fee

No thanks, I will wait for something like this