Never build a house in Germany. Never.

The lizard thing is 100% accurate!

Lefties love these regulations, permits and ways to fuck up and make someone's life harder.

Sounds like California. Oh wait, both governments run by Progressive Leftists aka Marxists, Socialists, and Communists.

Germans love it. They need to feel the hands of the state. At their balls. Hard

Don't build a house, just be an illegal immigrant and get free housing, food and money.

Am I just now learning all of Germany is just a giant HOA?

pretty much^^

It's like the Palisades in LA.

It can’t be this bad can it? 😂 the humor is off the chart though.

it's so much worse, just scratching the surface here 😅

Keep up the good work. 👍 best luck to you and Germany 🇩🇪

"Its called work life balance" is that a French accent🤣🤣🤣

For everbody laughing. It`s no joke. And it isn't funny. Believe me. I know.

"i have to house 20 eritrean migrants in my house??"

Attempting to build in any blue US state.

This is why Germany is loosing

Same in Croatia. Plus corruption.

And you get to pay for the bomb-removal. Your plot - your bomb. (Unlike you find treasures then it is the states, of course).

"move-in-ready by next week" More like by tomorrow. By next week they're going to build the whole neighborhood.

@tilh16 Germany or California?

воркер с русским акцентом, рили?

the way hes genuinely just a tourist in germany and the comments all know exactly what he means is so funny to me

Same thing in California... it's the stifling of freedom that basically leads to homelessness here in the states. It's a form of econmic warfare, to make housing scarce and unafordable... basic rothschild nation controlling 101

This is just so funny 🤣🤣 Bit like the UK but with lizards

Don’t blame the lizard 🦎😂😂😂

That's not true!

That China bit. 😅

les allemands seraient pires que les français en matière de normes de construction ? Je n'y crois pas ! 😅

🤣🤣🤣well done!

Sounds like California!

So fcking true.. but not in germany only..

They might also dictate the type of heating you're allowed to use, what bushes and/or trees to plant, if you need to collect rainwater, how many parking spots you have to provide, number of floors and apartments in the building, building size as % of plot, ...

Jokes on you. Individuals can't build a house in china. Period. You either have to be a big developer, or a rural farmer holding a piece of non-transferable ancestral land in a village, and hope that village has satisfied its "basic farmland protection project" quota.

🇰🇷

A bit exaggerated but basically true.

I terroryzują tak całe UE.

Why don't people change?