Never doubt the Russian gnomes

He casts: conscription

this is cultural appropriation and as a pole i seek reparations from russians

I mean, it beats the Ukrainian tactic of chasing dudes down the street.

Ukrainian Knights, it’s time to assemble.

serving conscription notice: it's time to go to meatgrinder war

this is me

hunting down people to take his place on the frontline

me visiting the local lidl with half a kilo of crack in my body

SIR DA SIR