Never mess with a programmer 😌

This would guarantee I close the tab and never visit the site again

good luck getting access to a webcam 🤣

Cruel and unusual torture, a war crime under the 3rd and 4th Geneva convention.

Cheaters will always be two steps ahead, though...

Did you clear the "fix" with your boss before implementation? This seems like it would make your customers rage-quit and cost the company more than you earn in a year.

Give them a short quiz after that screen. Give them $5 credit if they get it right

And just like that no-one ordered the product ever again. And the employees faces were eaten off in the gutter outside except for the lucky few who froze to death first. The end

this is pure evil, but beneficial for the competition

Also track their brain signals, because it is possible that they might just looking at it without reading them.

well I don’t think I’m giving camera access to a random website

i would assume that your company is toxic beyond belief and decide that anything else is more worth it than working with you, personally

This would rather make people not use the service😅

I wanted to check it out for myself but when i go to it says "Unable to connect" :/

"Revenue is down 48%, retention is down, churn is up..."

This is Elon's saying the classic case of: Engineer over design something that should be eliminated.

neat. what product is this? i'd like to avoid it.

I LIKE HOW SOME PEOPLE IN COMMENTS JUST DONT GET THE FACT THAT THIS POST IS JUST A JOKE WITH IMPRESSIVE PART BEING MEWTRU JUST LEARNING NEURAL NETWORKS TO DETECT BLINKING OR SOMETHING IDK

there are solutions

Next up, make them recite it to you in their own voice.

This is one way to make it so you have fewer bugs.. because you have no users.

The replies to this are reminding me yet again that the reason some very loud men claim "women aren't funny" is because those men are too stupid to realise it's a joke 🤦‍♀️

f12 > delete div > accept t&c

bookmarking this for the future when it happens

this is why programmers are going to be replaced by AI

the final boss of unskippable ads😭

@measure_plan some Evil Captcha competition!

pajeeta i would bring a mannequin and color photo cutout of a face , you wont do shit then...

no webcam = no access i guess

Fuck you

Instead of making it short and understandable, make people suffer Piracy is good

Does it work for a visually impaired person as well?

nice rage bait lol

bro who even reads the terms

Dear Lord.