Never open the menu immediately after sitting down at the restaurant table with wealthy families.

Never go to dinner with pretentious people is better advice.

Sorry I’m poor and hungry and I want my food now

Well they can study me all they want. Their opinions aren’t on the menu. The food is. Lol

idk about y'all but I did in fact come to the restaurant for the food. 🤦

Thank you. I usually wait until the water is served and I have the cool drink. I also try to research the menu online at home so I appear confident when choosing my order at the restaurant.

Well done.

we live in a never ending expanding universe, folks out here worrying about customs and who opened what menu first

Who's paying? Me? Well in that case, phok'em! Where's the menu.

Fine dining (and most) restaurants never have the menu waiting for you at the table. Menus are always served after you’re seated.

Naw fuck that i went out to eat. Here's better advice, goto a restaurant with people that actually like you for being yourself. Much more fun

I actually thought this was real… till the diction gave the AI away… the completely still background is another tell… but it’s scary how much better AI slop has become at looking real…

The Digital Mentor always represents real world knowledge, and truth has never depended on the biology of the one who speaks it. Intelligent people evaluate ideas. They don’t dismiss wisdom because of its source. A compass doesn’t need a heartbeat to point north.

Me studyding the menu at home

This is an Arab culture, too. When you sit with a guest, you converse for a few minutes. Then, you are offered coffee as a gesture of welcoming. Food comes quite later. Great advice, and a testimony that culture and social-science blend nicely.

Also protip, asking the person you're having dinner with for their recommendation, and then not listening to it at all and ordering something completely different is what we in the industry like to call call a "power move"

I'm there for the food.

The waitress shows up 15 seconds after you sit down to take drink orders. If you ask for a little time, you won’t see her again for 15 minutes

Pish-posh...pass me the caviar Chadwick 😌

So billionaires sit around at restaurants asking each other what they recommend?

I am ready for some blue collar/trade/working service industry pages that post all the different ways we are judging the Grey Poupon crowd every step they make and word they speak.

fuck what other people expect or want, do whatever the fuck you wanna do.

Snore. I'm at a restaurant to eat. The company IS secondary. If that's the line, I'm proud to be one of the uncouth, unwashed masses.

Hahahaha it is all about the food for me! I ain’t hiding my love for food!

I don’t take advice from AI slop

People's comments are so ick!! This is regarding business lunch and dinners in my view. It matters a lot what the person on the other side of the table thinks of you if you're asking them to trust you/your business with possibly million dollar deals. This post is NOT for us commoner's to use as practical daily life when we go eat at Outback. LOL This page is more entertainment for me. I'm proud to be a commoner but I do enjoy this type of content.

Yea sorry Mr Prime Minister no talking until some fuckin baby back ribs hit my plate

What if you came for the food?

Okay...but like can you order already? I'd like to flip this table eventually. 😞

When I go to a restaurant, it is, in fact, because I want to eat. I don’t have the luxury of going to high end restaurants to have meal meetings that could have been an email

When I got to a restaurant for whatever reason I don't give two shits about what other people in the restaurant are thinking. This advice is for sad, pathetic people who are constantly worried what people think of them.

*slides menu to the side* Me: "What do you recommend?" Them: "why are you asking me? I have never been here, why dont you look at the menu?...." Me: "So that you think I'm old money" Them: "Bro you drive a Subaru no one thinks you are old money" Me: "right..."

Who cares, if I’m hungry I’m opening up the menu first thing. Another clown that only wants views

What are all these insecurities and validation for? If you want to have a conversation, go to their sitting room. You are at a restaurant, the most important thing is eating. Abeg, make we wey word

If they're that petty and entitled because I opened a menu too soon, they can fuck off then. No wonder wealthy families have a lot of enemies. There are more important things than etiquettes, fuck AI slop too.

Boy when I tell you I grab that menu SO fast I came here to eat, if we doing business and you do this level of fuck shit, I’m out ✌️

Shut up and go back to Epstein Island with the other cannibal elites