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Never pee in the Amazon river!! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

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Peregrine-Falcon7 months ago

This video is literally untrue. The Candiru fish cannot swim up your pee stream in a split second. Not possible. Feel free to google and/or grok it.

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HySPdCHiKnFeeD ๐Ÿ“๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿš›7 months ago

But have you peed on an electric fence?

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MikeyTurtleTurtles8 months ago

Good, wasnโ€™t planning to #Pee in the Amazon River. I WAS GOING TO #BEAT #IT !!!!!! #WATER #FISH

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Vincent Van Go7 months ago

It can't swim up your stream if you're standing on the bank. LOL.

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ShitPosting Professional8 months ago

This parasite is almost as bad of a parasite as Harry sisson

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Electronzap7 months ago

It can't swim up stream in the air lol. It gets people in the water.

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No way not real ๐Ÿ˜‚ Maybe if you're in water . . .

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Vlad Drakkul Brasiliensis8 months ago

Erm, you have to be in the water

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InvisibleMan |๐ŸŒฟ8 months ago

Fuuuuuuuck a duck, thankfully the odds of me going to the Amazon river are minimal ๐Ÿ˜…

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Maurice Teet7 months ago

Nope

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Captain Obvious8 months ago

Doraleus and Associates talked about putting D*ckFish in the moat. Great episode.

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Ollia7 months ago

FFS just donโ€™t pee in any body of water, including my pool!

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The Brown Slimer7 months ago

What if I poop in the water instead?

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Rob Iz Trippin8 months ago

You have to be in the water. Thank you science channel.

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Wizard of the Goats7 months ago

This only happens when IN the water, they follow the warm current They dont jump up stream like fucking salmon

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Irishnotsane7 months ago

Only if you are actually in the water, the stream breaks up to much

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Rare7 months ago

Why would pee in the water when you can just pee on a tree?

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CJ8 months ago

And people say Australia is bad... WTF

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Benjamin Knight7 months ago

Wrong. This xxxb only happen is your assurance in the water submerged up passed your dick. It's physically impossible for it to son up your piss steam when your submerged outside the water. Stop trying to spread dubbing lies toy piece of shit.

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jason Callahan7 months ago

Girls have it hard but us guys could just shoot our piss like a fire hose slanging it left and right

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Kokolomoto7 months ago

shoot as far as possible

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Ashima_Otaigo7 months ago

This movie told us about these years ago

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007 months ago

This is so untrue the pee stream split up into tiny drops making it impossible for anything to swim back up

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Alvin yanez7 months ago

Fake news

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Anaรฏs7 months ago

Such total bs. You must be a Kamala voter if you believe this nonsense

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Jamal Bubbins8 months ago

Maybe never travel there to begin with

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THE HOTTEST ๐Ÿ”ฅ7 months ago

I SEE THIS ON ANIMA PLANET LOL U HAVE TO BE IN THE WATER

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Dr. Englander Site Danishyan ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ7 months ago

@grok is this true

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Mitch C.7 months ago

Note to self when you go pee in the Amazon pee through a fine mesh screen๐Ÿ˜ซ

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OutKast, Ed.7 months ago

Man, nature has some ways to fuck your whole life up. Gaaaaat damn!

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V.A.K7 months ago

Distance matters, just look for a big rock to stand on or dangle from a tall tree. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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RayRayHoops37 months ago

This is a myth

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Demonetization Coach Jon8 months ago

No way

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