NEW: Apple is developing a Whoop competitor.

Makes sense why he hates the Vision Pro. The shape of his head is so odd, he can’t get to fit at all. Poor little guy

Your account name suits you.

I’m flattered!

Good, fuck Whoop and their scummy subscription pricing

there you go. record a video and put it out there. audio was awful though😂

Audio not great unfortunately 😞

Whoop just got a very well-funded neighbor in Cupertino

👀 oh snap

Finally

We need them to call it Apple Loop so bad

Apple have also been developing Clarus 🐕🐄🍏

Eggman

Mark, can you please ask Jon ternus to upgrade your iPhone 3GS so we can actually hear you 👀

I would buy apple ring not whoop competitor

Is there a reason to disclose future Apple surprises? I genuinely ask.

Oh you’re really pushing a move to vertical video huh

Audio is crappy

Bye bye Whoop and your expensive subscription

Apple Watch wasn’t enough… now Apple wants your wrist to become your health department...

There it is.

@business @grok was ist Whoop?

It would be nice to have when wearing a nicer mechanical watch on the main wrist.

That’s cool

Hopefully they do. Want to ditch my Apple Watch so I can wear my mechanical watches.

Still waiting on that Apple doorbell that you said they were working on in like, 2024.. it’s ok to admit when you’re wrong guy

blink twice Mark. Whats with the echo, have you been kidnapped???

I’d like to cancel my whoop. Release this poste haste @Apple

Holy. Now I can wear real watches?!

What would this do that Apple Watch can’t?

My Fitbit Air can rest soon

Yeeeees!

Finally I’ve been enjoying the Fitbit Air so much

About time, dont want a watch. WILL buy a band.

literally what people have been wanting for years.

In other words, Apple Watch sales are plateauing.