New biggest bellend in Manchester just dropped

“Exploring the notion of fast food through a social and historical context” just put the fries in the bag bro

new single Stargazing just landed

this place really ticks all the boxes

I have got to say I don't hate this. The burgers look tasty and theres nothing wrong with knowing where your food comes from. Respect the cow!

That’ll be £20.99 please mate

Everything’s so performative. It’s not enough to simply run a restaurant; success requires a social media presence to attach some quasi-intellectual platitude to your side of fries.

Must be a big old fucking cow.

‘Yeah, can I get a burger that’s majorly transparent and all that shit’

That’ll be £23 please.

Wait? So when they cow is used up, they’re just gonna close the shop?

How did I know there’d be one of those daft tiny wooly hats in there