New cake cutting tradition..thoughts 🤔?

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@JoshyBeSloshy cleaning knives >>> cleaning wine glasses

@JoshyBeSloshy Until Debbie breaks the cup in the cake leaving glass shards throughout it 😒

@JoshyBeSloshy This fucking lady will never be invited to my party after such savagery 🤜💥

@JoshyBeSloshy I actually like this

@JoshyBeSloshy This is the end of civilisation.

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@JoshyBeSloshy I don’t hate this but who’s gonna wash those glasses? 😭 Small gathering? Fine but a whole ass party? We’re using paper plates and plastic forks.

@JoshyBeSloshy Yes, cause i want a glass full of fingerprints rubbing on the side of my cake. This is for fat people who want to eat the cake faster.