new chalice copypasta

You stand in the presence of Chalice, princess of Birmingham, The Ungooped Queen of Krat, Queen of the Puppets, the Scuff and the Gooners, Lady of the Lore, Protector of Drangleic, Chalice of the Great Goop, Breaker of Webcams, Mother of Incidents, Lady of Clip farming and Queen+

Mother of Bearing hips

Wielder of mother bearing hips!

Lotta goop in that title

Looks like I've missed some Chalice lore here with some of these tittles

"breaker of webcams" is phenomenal👌

Not beating the allegations with this one either.

Come smithwick Birmingham I'll break ya fuckin legs!!!

words can't describe the immense feeling of comfort I got from hearing "I'm not from Birmingham" maybe there is a god after all

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