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The Babylon Bee2 years ago

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Jake “JBOY” Crain2 years ago

Definitely gonna use this asap @TheBabylonBee

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Burt Macklin2 years ago

Hahaha i use the “hi, hungry, I’m dad” joke daily!

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MoronicHeadline2 years ago

Cargo shorts. Guilty as charged.

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ShareBear2 years ago

this had me rolling 😂

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Blu Mongo2 years ago

Gold, pure gold. Haven't ROFL'd this much since Holy Grail brought out the holy hand grenade...

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E.A. Bruce2 years ago

Once upon a time, SNL would make really funny, nonsensical skits like this. A long time ago...

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Dirk Dykstra2 years ago

I tried out, "Hi hungry, I'm Dad," once, and now I do it all the time 🤣

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Hammer🇺🇲2 years ago

I miss my dad. He would have loved this.

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