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You are a rich fat pompous douche. Ok for American carpenters to compete against illegal laborers eh? Go f yourself you elitist prick

You cried about mass importations now cry about mass deportations. Your schizo mother was more coherent than you. Go do us all a favor and relapse you fat pig

I love how you suddenly became woke left crying about deportation

We need harsher immigration law enforcement until self deportation increases.

Deport all illegals. Every last one of them.

Fuck you and your pro illegal immigrant stance. You’re rich so you get to act all high and mighty while those of us who have real fucking jobs have to compete for work against people willing to take pennies on the dollar for pay.

When he said “breakfast rush? we already forgot about the stabbing”

You’re going back.

How many people were pissed they didn't get their Bacon, Egg and Cheese on a roll with a regular coffee that morning? I am a reformed Long Islander, and the morning deli crowd is a unique animal.

Tim, you’re a coward No one cares anymore We did at one time Your out of touch is showing

You elitist dickhead go cry a river for the poor illegals who are basically slave labor locking down economic growth and straining housing medicine food and every other necessity for citizens while mirdering and raping us.

I’m glad you have become a darling of the Neocons though! The Bulwark people love pumping your stuff out now. Bush flunkies @Timodc and @SarahLongwell25 are your biggest fans! Can’t wait until your sit down with Bill Kristol! Pig

Did everyone get their sandwiches in a timely fashion?

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America is...an assassin at the water plant or something.

No empty headed fools are distracted from the Epstein files by boat attacks. You’re either obsessed with the files or you don’t really care about them because you have other concerns within a very real life.. have a good day

Did your Doha invite get lost in the mail?

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Two birds, one stone 🕊️

You should hire me to clip your episodes I watch in full!

This week's episode was an EPIC rant 👨🏽‍🍳🤌🏽

Watched it last night, another great pod brother

Please come to Nashville!!!!!!!!!!! I met the love of my life at your comedy show and want to celebrate the soon to be birth of our new baby at another one of your comedy shows. If it could be in February there is a chance I go into labor while at the show. LMK.

Why the long face

Our generation's Scenes from an Italian Restaurant

You should talk about this Pokemon Kabuto craze Somebody was about to pay a million dollars for a common Pokemon card signed by @KabutoKing_ 😳 51k was raised for @StJude 🙌🏽😎 @LoganPaul is crying rn

Lol, I think Maduro saw your last episode...

I don’t know if you think your funny. You’re definitely selfish. Say anything to make $.

You are the goat

@shmevanjanot

does this make the deli not Kosher now? how does that work.