New fruit bat dog breed just dropped

That really does look like a fruit bat

I love fruit bats tbh

the central/southern Americas are so far ahead of us on "lil guys you can hang with and smile at while drinking a beer" technology, it's ridiculous. An ecosystem that has made "gremlin" a naturally desire-able trait.

That thing won’t live past 10 years for sure

we said the same about you and imagine our dismay

how is this a real dog

microplastics

poor guy is clearly distressed and the owners just taunting him ):

I love that many dogs, bats, and seals all look similiar to one another. We should look into fusing the three: a companion for all environments.

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