new guy i just made up

"they've got a lot to teach you"

I hate the way subways always have the strongest fucking smell and it can woft over into neighboring businesses that share a wall

actually i think its fucking awesome i love when i walk past a subway heaven on earth

i worked at subway for like 6 months and this guy is real

if this scene was shot on film & they cast dicaprio, white boys from ages 14 to 19 across the nation would be unironically glorifying subway guy

this guy sucks

he’s a real jerk!

I’ve met like 50 of these guys, I wish each and every one of them unimaginable pain

When you said “in that order” and then changed the order upon repeating it I ascended