New JP Morgan Commercial

You really got the real version of the story

Banking kicks ass.

That one guy just trying to get home to his wife.

Meanwhile job applicants 🫣😜

HB worker visa Indians, practicing for when they get hired by JP Morgan

😲😮

In completely unrelated news… male applicants for JPM “Jr. Analyst” have skyrocketed 10,000% in the past day, with over 95% touting their “toe sucking skills” and 99.9% requesting the “non-fish-headed boss with the colossal cannons” 😹🍻

I think I’ll withdraw all my money and drive it straight over to her house to look after. She really seems to understand the world of high finance.

CAN someone tell @jpmorgan that I’m super talented, speak 5 languages and very very very interested in that position.

This lady is gonna sue the entire internet

Her son says hi

yeah, spread that bank account wide open 🤪

I always wanted to work for a Bank institution … is time to change careers

Please, no Saar!! Those cannons.. 😭

Shake what ya mama gave ya😂😂😂😂

Fuck, I want to work for her 🤷‍♂️😉

Is this AI or are her tits that big?

Welp its from a real picture

JP Morgan definitely not firing her, they will promote her again 😂

I swore she said.... Can you handle my candy.... 😅😂🤣

AI is the shit!

It is

Best JP commercial I've ever seen

Bro, you got your prompt wrong - she's known for her cannons, not her booty 😀

This is proof the world has gone to shit... 20 years ago, if a guy complained about being sexual harrassed by a women, he wouldn't be able to show his face in the light of day ever again. Weak men, make hard times...

This shit is sad. I thought men were getting better than this… All this has proved is just how ugly the banking system is.

TFW you don’t get hired at JP Morgan.

Stop. This woman is innocent and doesn't deserve this embarrassing bullshit.

Some of the memes have been funny, but I don't find this one amusing.