new Regretevator NPC dialogue leek for next weeks update

Can there be an npc that’s like the most boring normal ass guy ever, like just nothing about the dude is really note worthy, just kinda exists and stuff. Like even down to his design it’s just some dude in some day clothes yk like just a guy yk like that’d be funny yk

there actually is, the NPCs name is "gerald regularguy" but he's so not noteworthy that no one talks about the character! It's messed up!

guys.

british person here her saying teatastic and not fanteastic made my favourite tea mug shatter into a billion pieces

split is a fucking hater why wont she join the party

i bet melanie hates me too….

More yuri perchance?

I have a character named Melanie. Only I can have a character named Melanie. I am going to sue you for everything you own

so excited about the new npc but jesus CHRIST split is fucking UGGLLYYYY

Malanie the bunny who likes tea ... I see :O !