New submarines are on their way! Eventually. Possibly.

Stargazing is out now

By the time the ‘submarines’ arrive Australia will be a republic. Our Navy will lose the HM and be replaced with Australian Navy Undersea Ship (ANUS) and staffed by Personnel instead of ‘Seamen’ for gender balance.

Fish in a barrel this week. Nice history lesson on Defence procurement.

Julia Roberts in Runaway Bride 😂

Your sketch is absolute gold. Worth more than any submarine deal. I salute you good sir!

Hi Mark - Get inspired. Get in quick. Nuclear War requires pre-nostalgia. Why? One flash and your ash. Forget #hashtags "#flashtags spring to mind. OMG! Who said #AlboApocalypse Australian Parliament Question time: Chinese Nuclear Attack

More than enough "ning nongs" to go 'round.

Oh no Paul Keating, merde! 😂🏆

By the time the Submarines come around, the Chinese would have developed & built alien style weapons like the ones in Battleship (2012). They probably spend on R&D what the Aukus submarine budget is.

Love it when you go all French Mark