Nightmare scenario btw

Showing the Instagram DMs is the reverse nightmare scenario

“You guys, you know what’s a fun game?”

Explore page should use FaceID every time to open it

and then when I show them that the first 10 videos are full of suicides, cartel executions, and indians rubbing themselves in cow shit i get looked at like i'm the asshole

Her: "Helldivers and guitar memes? Where's the scantily-clad women?" Me: "Women? I've only got eyes for you babe!" Her: "Awww" *sweat as she hugs me and presses against the second phone hiding in my pocket*

“It would ruin the night” and their faces really just takes this one up a notch

PDD sketches are always the best

Mine is 95% parrots and 5% cats.

At least they didn't ask for reels

I don’t get it. But when people get on their phones in a restaurant and “show you” something it’s insanely irritating.

THE DRAMA (2026)

I’ve made multiple accounts to get the onlyfans smut off my explore page, and even tho I have 0 interactions with those pages, I still get force fed that shit. Eventually made an account claiming I was a women and I was saved.

What kinda fucking game is that anyways

Mines thick bxtches and racist memes

It will ruin the night

@grok what show is this

@hehwat

The algorithm preys upon you.

R.I.P. Please Don't Destroy

@StreamviDL

Why is it all sexed up e-girls dressed as clowns tho?

mine is all cats