No doubt in my mind that Randy Johnson making a bird explode would have been the funniest day on Twitter of all time

I forgot to plug this but if you like baseball, go follow and listen to @MinorBreakdown we have a good time over there

of all the places for the bird to be at that exact time 😭

@IAMNIGHTBITCH I’m going to need you to drop a link of where to buy this if at all possible

He now does event photography and a dead bird is his logo.

To this day, the odds of this happening just haunt me. Of all the airspace for birds to fly, places you'd think they'd be more likely be flying, this one picks the worst possible altitude, latitude, and longitude in the world to get absolutely fucking wrecked.

He's a photographer now and I swear to you this is the logo for his company.

Similarly, the time Fabio got hit in the face by a goose while on a rollercoaster

Still one of the all time greatest Onion articles.

how many universes have to exist for this to happen on tape lol