No fly list

May this man die a thousand deaths.

hot take: he's done nothing wrong

This sort of thing is silly but it doesn’t slow me down any. It’s the people that block the aisle asking people to pass bags up six rows that hold everyone up. They should instead wait for people to clear out so they can get to their own bags.

People who do this are low-class. Even if I could, I wouldn’t because I care about other people’s perception of me

Well said.

I can’t stand this mf. He needs to be put on the no fly list for sure

Fair. People who checked their bags shouldn’t have to wait for the cheap assholes who stowed it in the overhead.

He should be allowed to fly, just not in a plane. Might I suggest a trebuchet?

If everyone got off the plane like that, we could all be off in 2 minutes.

I get it, but why does it take people so damn long to get their luggage from overhead and get off the plane. Everyone moves at a snails pace. It’s ridiculous.

Two airline fixes: 1. Use two exit doors after landing instead of one front-door choke point. 2. Get checked bags to the carousel within 15 minutes. People carry on everything because checking a bag makes leaving the airport painfully slow.

LMAO he added "handsome" to the subtitles and I bet there's not a shred of irony

A lot of slow assholes in the comments:

Where’s a marshal when ya need em ?

He didn't slow anyone down though. I can't be mad.

He added handsome to the subtitles and she never even said that 🤣

Unless they say they have a connecting flight, I body-check people like this.

I stand up and block the aisle. All these people are cowards

plane of pussies - i would have elbowed him in the face

It's so funny how many fucking Karen's get pissed at stuff like this. What the fuck do you care? Just because slow ass retards like you who have take five fucking minutes to pull a bag from the overhead, everyone else should have to fucking wait, NO. Deal with it.

literally the worst part of flying is waiting for the idiots infront of me to deboard

Mfer wouldn’t make it past me. I promise you that.

This isn’t even real. Not one person in the economy class stood up in the aisle, not one? Every flight I’ve ever been on, every one, people are up the split second the plane stops. Seems staged.

People like this should be euthanized

This is the last spiritually Indian thing I have ever seen.

counterpoint: all the overheads should stay locked until everyone who doesn't use them is off the plane

Seriously though, look how slow everybody is getting up and getting their stuff. They should make an announcement that anybody with nothing in the overheads are allowed to come forward first.

After being on a plane for 30 minutes after doors open because people just decided to stand up and stare at their carry ons I understand

People who want to take advantage of all the benefits of a society but don't want to participate in it. We should be exiling these people

I think planes should give like 30 seconds for anyone without something in the overhead bin to just walk free. It's the overhead bins that slow everything down, so if I'm travelling light, just let me get off instead of waiting 20 minutes for all the boomers.

He made it to the front before most people even got out of their seats. I see now problems with that.

I didn’t hear handsome. Maybe you were hoping you heard it. Either way, jerk move regardless.

Yeah - if I was the flight attendant on his flight, I would make him go all the way back to his seat and make sure that he buckled back in.

What’s so bad about this?

I love this, get your shit together & get off the plane. A 45 minute layover is not realistic if you are behind the wing.

This one is for all those people who missed a connection due slow ass moving people.