NO FREAKING WAY

And instead of spending her last night with him, she spent it with the girls. Just pointing out the obvious.

You look and sound like a crazy person. Him rn

You might be overthinking this interaction a little bit. He was just being nice

I doubt it would've worked out. You have an OF

He was invisible because he was attainable at the time. But when he became out of reach. He suddenly became cute.

Cardio Exercise

Him as soon as he heard “ I need to move a couch”

She saw him lots of times. He only became “cute” when he became useful. It was when she needed him to move the couch that he magically became cute.

You prolly walked past the guy everyday. But it was until you needed something out of him that you noticed the gentleman.

why women always think that “if i like that guy, he likes me back”?

You lived there 3 years, he's been there 1 yr.. He lived a couple doors down from you, cute , brunette, went to Boston College, moved a couch at your request and yet somehow didn't get his FUCKING name? Ladies, pay attention. Get your head out of your ass and off your PHONE😁

And you immediately used him for your own benefit. :(

sounds like a bad sitcom plot.... feel bad for the next guy

These near-miss stories spread fast because everyone has lived the same irony.

He dodged a bullet. OF whore

Is cuz you’re a red flag.

Can't help but think of the time not long ago I hit a royal flush betting one nickel, $12.50. Because I gamble one dollar in the video poker machine to get a free soda. Play a few hands and leave with the soda.

Возможно сам господь уберёг его, а может и тебя. Кто знает, может оно и к лучшему)

Perhaps you could let your friend have a go….

Scarcely imagine what he's thinking he was in the living next door to a beautiful , sexy woman and just met you

Who is going to tell her male brunette's are not a thing?

Let me introduce you to my buddy @yabadabadio. Undergrad at Dartmouth, MBA from Harvard, financier and co-founded a tech-enabled yacht brokerage with Peter Thiel.

Probably took the elevator with him several times but was scrolling

Aww boohoo you’ll meet another guy out at some bar next week. Get over it…

Once I met some girl online and we spoke for 6 months until one day we found out we were neighbors on the same floor in different buildings facing each other windows. Lol

He saw those red flags down the range blowing too much to the left.

You've seen him many times before, but your brain said he was a danger. Too cute, too close...you might develop feelings and that would crash your slut phase. So you ignored him But now that you're moving away, and your slut engine said...fuck him...its free.

It’s a sign …. That that brotha probably dodge a bullet he didn’t even know about I can sense the maniac in this one

NOOO the universe’s worst timing You still have 11 hours girl run back and get that number!! Worst case you slide into his DMs later with 'hey it’s couch girl' Rooting for you!

Go Eagles!!! BC Strong

He saved himself.

Cute guy to a white worshiping foid like this means he’s tall and white.