No human stands a chance against an Umamusume.

There is one who can

Excepto uno

"Sandman? Chokuyoku wa Soundman"

the only trainer that doesn't want to be umapyoid

No human males* Women can resist the urge to look at Uma asses.

Rare footage of an Uma Musuko

You must not know what the indomitable human spirit is

"Don't underestimate humans...!"

well I stand a chance so well the Fucking horse Died. see you at the startline 👍

Unless in endurance/Marathon race

I do (<- instant loss bait)

Man O’War could (he’s a horse)