No one is asking the most important question about Barstool Spring Break: why on earth did Annika pick Nicky Smokes over the other guy?

@barstoolspringb Yeah , I’m sure that’s the most important question and not why a married man with kids is dming a college chick

@barstoolspringb Not the most important question and you know it Pres. WHO ARE YOU PROTECTING????

@barstoolspringb Deflecting over the fact you're protecting the married scumbag. Old barstool would of released the name is seconds and set the whole thing on fire 🔥

@barstoolsports @barstoolspringb Because dirtbags like dirtbags

@barstoolspringb The Situationship is clearly a creepy Ryder who just used Annika to slide into Barstool content, cmon Dave wake up

@barstoolspringb Maybe no one is asking because no one gives a single fuck about that storyline

@barstoolsports @barstoolspringb Why did Ev pick the bookie on credit over free DraftKings? Dumb people do dumb shit

@barstoolspringb I mean she didn't - she did for the cameras - you saw the texts. Doing all this with Nicky for show and as soon as she goes home she's gonna try to get back with him and apologize.

@barstoolsports @barstoolspringb “Hey guys the biggest story on the internet is the Oona and Payton video, yes we’re covering for a guy who tried to cheat on his wife, sorry we will not address it as we don’t want our reality show to actually go viral/do well” Go pres go!!! Lost your fastball once you hit 50

@barstoolspringb A tale as old as time: girls love a bad boy > the good guy

@barstoolspringb the situationship guy has the personality of a thumbtack, smokes clears

@barstoolspringb Better question…why doesn’t that guy get with the new girl Izzy. 100x more attractive than Annika.

@barstoolsports @barstoolspringb I can guarantee one thing Nikki smokes is headed to a rehab within 3 to 6 months.

@barstoolspringb The most important question is why are a bunch of people hiding a married man who was dming an intern. Why on earth

@barstoolspringb Direct quote from @nickysmokess on @SonOfABoyDad I have a hog “been told it’s bigger than most, and most girls fit two hands on it when giving head” @rone @lilsasquatch66

@barstoolspringb Dave, do a bachelor with situationship kid

@barstoolsports @barstoolspringb She likes retards. Nicky is an absolutely dumb kinda quasi wigger

@barstoolsports @barstoolspringb “The other guy”? He has a name, which is The Situationship.

@barstoolspringb He looks like a squid 🦑

@barstoolspringb Cuz that guys got the personality of a rock and @nickysmokess is a DOG

@barstoolspringb I feel bad for whoever wife's up Annika because she will always hook up with Nikki behind their backs and lie about it. She doesn't care if he is a degenerate, just that he has a hog as she has said at the Jersey house.

@barstoolspringb Not the free throw hor

@barstoolspringb Annika saw the other guy and thought 'safe & stable' Then Nicky Smokes hit her with the unhinged rizz and zero impulse control

@barstoolspringb Let’s be honest Nicky and Annika are destined to settle down and start making ethical porn

@barstoolspringb Because stupid loves stupid

@barstoolspringb Bro I’m crying… “not this mutant”

@barstoolsports @barstoolspringb Other dude way better looking than Nikki.

@barstoolspringb Women don't pick the spreadsheet king, they pick the guy who makes them feel like the sequel is gonna be crazy 😂😂

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@barstoolspringb The number one question is where is Big Ev ?? @stoolpresidente

@barstoolspringb Most important question is, who the hell cares about any of these people.

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@barstoolspringb That other guy is a massive square.

@barstoolspringb The number one question isn’t the affair w a college chick? 🤔 a coordinated pivot is happening; hr and legal have taken the reigns

@barstoolspringb Clown show