NO ONE WILL EVER BELIEVE YOU!

BUT I WILL 🧙‍♂️

Had a player be a human with a mermaid mother and a centaur father, his brother was a seahorse

Nobody expects the Horse-Headed Minotaur Inquisition! This plan is so stupid it might actually work. Peak American fantasy ingenuity right here 😂🐴

Also, the normal human sister can only speak in horse. You can only communicate with her through speak with animals.

So.....

Wait does this mean the sister only speaks in horse?

great way to convince a guard that they're too sleep deprived that they're seeing talking horses now.

sister rocking all the benefits and none of the downsides

If you won’t use it then I will, it’s a peak character.

I also never expected that YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT A HORSE 😂😂😂😂

Even better, his sister is a ranger/ paladin

"DM, can I play this?" "Nay."

Name the character Troy

Please name it Mr. Ed

stop horsing around!

I'm pretty sure there's a game on Steam where you just play a horse that steals art with janky physics and controls.

how do you expect him to do "sleight of hand" when he only got hooves though?

🤣😂

This will always be one of my favourites

I believe in Waterdeep Dragon Heist one of the optional faction missions is locating a talking horse who pulls one of the carriages in town because she has the 411 because nobody suspects that the carriage horse is listening

Done better with a Qual's feather token (Tree). Convinced a Minotaur butler that I (the tree) was a foreign dignitary from a place called "Tree-Town" and would see myself in if he would leave the door open as it took a long time to walk anywhere. Psion Uncarnete & Bluff +22.

MIND BLOWN 🤯