No way he starts for Liverpool

Wouldn't get a game for our under 18s that big goth. Imagine him upfront for us now we've got Baldy Arne creating square based prisms in Midfield allowing Jota Space. That big Nordic punk wouldn't have a clue what was going on. He's never experienced such Dutch wizardry.

Bro said Haaland doesn't start for Liverpool 😭

United fans Meat riding Liverpool just to slander or Downplay Haaland😂

I always knew you are a crackhead

Not this again 😅

What the fuck is wrong with you

That’s madness

Makes sense when we played/play with a more dynamic number 9, but not with our current setup. Jota is an excellent goalscorer and is what we missed at times last season (when injured). So Haaland, as a prolific goalscorer, would also add value in that role.

Our style of play won’t suit him well he’s a finisher not a proper striker.

Haaland starts for any team in the world drop the agenda