No woman dresses like this to a black tie function 🙄

That's not black tie. That's 'can I cosplay a hooker at the office Xmas party in the local pub without anyone noticing'. The answer is no sir, you can't.

He looks like he’s cosplaying a landlady at the Queen Vic.

No man does either.

True story I used my dad's razor On my eye brows Took out a line, not very big but *VERY NOTICEABLE* I was ~ 12/13 maybe I learned a lesson that shaving your eyebrows is a stupid thing to do 🤷🤷🤷 Some people just can't learn

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'Gender fluid bitch' - he spelt perverted AGP wrong

Oh, let’s properly autopsy this walking hate crime against fashion because if these delusional boys want to stomp into women’s sacred runway, clutching their “bravery” participation trophies while real women get publicly executed for one chipped nail, then honey, I am bringing the guillotine to this “black-tie fit.” This isn’t black tie; this is black Hefty bag after a frat party bender. Each piece scooped off the floor after the party and then you decided to put all on? Together?… The jacket is a straight from the Dynasty prop closet marked “Return to Sender: Too Much Shoulder Pad, Not Enough Taste.” Those pads should have been elsewhere. Desperately faking shoulders is the last of a long list of what nature clearly forgot to issue you. Then you pair it with a skirt so short it’s basically a belt having an identity crisis in a pattern that screams stolen from a trailer park clothesline. Then…sweet merciful Louboutins…those tragic, shiny plastic boots? Siiir, those aren’t heels…they’re Pleaser knockoffs from the clearance bin at the adult store, the kind real strippers wouldn’t even wear on a slow Tuesday. And than you paired those shiny monstrousities with “nude” stockings last seen compressing my diabetic grandma’s swollen ankles in 1997. That color? A tragic beige that no living human has ever been. It’s the shade Pantone calls “Refrigerated Cadaver #4.” Matte, thick, and screaming “circulation issues.” The earrings? The size of satellite dishes that somehow sadly fail to distract from your hot-pink blush nightmare. And why the necklace? Some sad, thin chain that adds exactly nothing. It’s so irrelevant it might as well be a “Hello My Name Is Basic” sticker. You’re teetering around like a drunk flamingo who just discovered stilts, while actual women train for years to walk in proper heels without looking like they’re fleeing a fire. We get eviscerated for a visible panty line, a scuff on our Louboutins, or daring to wear last season’s silhouette. Meanwhile, you throw on this half-assed Halloween costume and expect parades and magazine covers? Please. If you’re going to invade our lane, at least learn the rules: fit, fabric, finesse. Instead, you raid Spirit Halloween, slap it together, and demand “stunning and brave” praise. Miss me with that nonsense. This look is NOT “genderfluid,” it’s embalming fluid.

"When its black tie but you are an attention seeking porn addict so ignore the dress code" Fixed it.

That’s not black tie ? That’s a night in an east end boozer, channeling pat butcher, and that’s being kind.

Ok? This person says “gender fluid” not a woman. Is that not allowed, either? 🙄🙄🙄🙄

He’s a man, which bit are you struggling with?

How is this person encroaching on womanhood, in your view

Or in other words when you are a boring bloke and no one wants to listen to your whiny voice or tedious tales then put on some silly garb and prance around and boom some numpty liberal will welcome and applaud you. Obviously not me. I will be laughing at you

Idk its giving butch but with a gay flare

Skipped black tie and went straight to street corner 👀

That's not black tie apparel and you look like an idiot #ThisIsTrans #TransMoronic #TranswomenAreRidiculousMen

the internet was a mistake

Where did they say they were a woman?

The eyebrow shave really pulled the fit together.

He never said he was trying to be a woman, he said “gender fluid”. 🤷🏽‍♂️

He looks absolutely ridiculous.

Someone needs to tell this bloke women aren’t bitches

Why do they always do that creepy wink at the end like we're all in it with them? The over-familiarity from these performative creeps online is really disturbing. Face to face must assault every sense of self-preservation.

Wow, none of that is black tie. He looks like a tired hooker from the ‘80’s.

The only problem is in no way is this outfit black tie.

That poor dog.

No we don't. Also, we don't shave our eyebrows. WTF was that about?

Any venue or host would turn you away. Either a floor length gown or black suit, preferably a tux and bow tie. This is neither is those. I love how they think they can women better than a woman.

Not only dresses like that, but what woman puts moisturizer on her face like that? 🙄

So they only take their eyebrows off for black tie events as a “gender fluid bi**h and no other time? Ok

That’s not a black tie outfit…….

Can we bring back real men please, for the love of God?!?!

That fat border collie is in the wrong body. Poor dog.

Well they explicitly stated they’re not a woman, so who gaf

You don't know what gender fluid means then

women dont have eyebrows