nobody knows what a datacentre is

when i build my data centers i make sure they have USB 3.0 I/O ports

Me to le problematic data centre

Everyone knows these are on the walls of every datacenter and if you plug a USB stick in you can make the entire building implode

how do you think they get the data out of the centre duhhhh they have an entire wall of usb ports

why do you keep switching between proper and british spellings?

i like american spellings for some things and british for others

data centers are like the death star where there's a giant hole on the roof and if you throw the evil USB in it the whole building violently explodes (after giving you time to run away of course)

Normies think data centres literally only host AI & that "the cloud" is literal and exists in the sky

no bro every data centre has a central USB plug that they use for maintenance, there's a big sign that next to it that says "PLEASEEE DON'T PLUG A USB KILLER INTO THIS PLEASEEEE"

I'd be impressed if someone actually got that past security all the way to a rack.

data centers are small disks that all billionaires carry around and the disks absorb the environmental energy and drain the life out of plants and pollute water. if you plug a usb into a billionaire, that billionaire shuts down along with the data centre

Yo op is retarded, how do you not know about the main USB port sitting in an ominously lighted section of the datacenter?

obviously a data center is just One Big Computer™ duh

Skill issue if you can’t plug a game console into your datacenter.

(Hypothetically) what would happen if I plugged it into a Chili’s triple dipper

They legitimately believe that a datacenter is just a singular giant hardware node and not hundreds or thousands of individual servers and NAS units networked together.

In case anyone’s wondering what this does. It’s really simple. You make a closed loop system with copper wires. The power goes out and right back in and fries it.

a data center is actually just a comically huge desktop computer that has 'AI' written on the side that they air drop directly over a playground and it has wires that come out and suck all of the water out. and an exhaust that is putting out fumes

I‘ll just plug a keyboard into the datacenter and will press alt f4

i mean like you could probably mess up a single server if u got in

if you plug this into the momma datacenter it blows up all of the other ones like star wars

guy who builds a datacenter with a public-facing USB port that has access to every computer inside it

Just answer the question, nerd.

There is no answer because the whole situation is impossible.

there is no such thing as a datacentre the correct term is datacenter

I love the idea of it just being a bigger popping sound

@TweetytheBird92 Data center is when one big computer

no no man you know the huge building with ONE single usb port on the outside of it that connects all the servers to it

It's the center of all the data. Given that data is spread across the world, the center should be somewhere inside the Earth. Does seem quite unfeasible to get a USB stick there.

You could kill the USB port of one of the thousand of blade servers in the datacenter (if you are lucky, not all blade servers have an USB port). It will not kill the whole blade servers. And it will not kill the datacenter at all.

When I build my ai data centers I make there are usb ports so ai hating sheep can fry a Costco size data center with a little usb dongle

I Inserted the instantaneous death device... and the device died instantaneously?

Also why they are acting like they don't have insurance or anything? Good luck man. You stopped it for a week at best but now they are gonna repair it with your money (directly and indirectly) and they can say all anti ai people are terrorist. Congrats.

same vibes as this

Do they think a data center is just a machine that you can plug whatever in😭

It's this large metal box where you plug in the chatgpt of course. Like they have a usb port with a red arrow pointing towards it saying "do stuff here"