Nobody: My internal monologue:

“Don’t talk to me about chickens!”

Psalm 19 KJV: The heavens declare the glory of God; And the firmament sheweth his handywork. Day unto day uttereth speech, And night unto night sheweth knowledge. There is no speech nor language, Where their voice is not heard. Their line is gone out through all the earth, And their words to the end of the world. In them hath he set a tabernacle for the sun, Which is as a bridegroom coming out of his chamber, And rejoiceth as a strong man to run a race. His going forth is from the end of the heaven, And his circuit unto the ends of it: And there is nothing hid from the heat thereof. The law of the LORD is perfect, converting the soul: The testimony of the LORD is sure, making wise the simple. The statutes of the LORD are right, rejoicing the heart: The commandment of the LORD is pure, enlightening the eyes. The fear of the LORD is clean, enduring for ever: The judgments of the LORD are true and righteous altogether. More to be desired are they than gold, yea, than much fine gold: Sweeter also than honey and the honeycomb. Moreover by them is thy servant warned: And in keeping of them there is great reward. Who can understand his errors? Cleanse thou me from secret faults. Keep back thy servant also from presumptuous sins; Let them not have dominion over me: Then shall I be upright, And I shall be innocent from the great transgression. Let the words of my mouth, And the meditation of my heart, be acceptable in thy sight, O LORD, my strength, and my redeemer.

the way I just hollered bc it's also my internal monologue 😂😂😂😂

How my face looks the whole time:

I love it when she says, “the only one being harassed here is me!” I feel that way at most meetings. I should put that on a t-shirt.

“You’re a moron, so is your mother”

Don't you wish you can actually say these things without flinching or getting judged?

I’m screaming 😭😭

Imma start reading all your Tweets out loud, in Judge Judy's voice 😎

Ooh yeah! Actually had to tell a student today in my sweetest grandma voice “honey, you’ve asked me the same question 4 different ways. The answer is still the same. “.

Accurate! 💯 Also, we need to know if you’re actually related to Judge Judy! So let us know when the results are finalized. 😂

One of my favorite lines from her, she told someone who had an issue with work, “You’re not the boss…applesauce!”

I sound like Judge Judy when people say or do stupid things

“You’re a moron, so is your mother.” 😭

"You're a moron...sos' your mutha"

ALL DAY LOOOOOOOOONG!

I’m gonna play this at the next meeting that gets out of hand. 🤭

She really be going to town in that court room.

I think she should run for president

"you're a moron, so's your mother!" OMG 🤣

"You're a moron & so is your mother." That took me out.

Omgeee, yes. Especially at work.

Same, all day at the office 🙋🏻‍♀️🤪😂

All day and constantly have to bite my tongue to keep it all on the inside. No wonder I’m exhausted when I get home from work, oy!

Followed because I feel understood

This is me while reading stupid emails from college students, mainly grad students who should know better

This was me during testing today. 😆

Thank you, Chris. Some days, phew! 😂

You people are living my life hence why I have resigned 😂😂

😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

It saddens me she supports Trump or at least his acolytes.

🤣🤣🤣

Every damn day!!