Non-essential Security System

Professionally recorded by this guy

that was so good. I actually had my credit card out ready to buy.

In the abstract it seems silly, but if you start hearing loud pops while you're doing shady stuff...

please don't ever stop what you're doing I love these videos

May have started as a joke, but this idea actually has merit.

I like it.

I really like this idea!

Lmao 🤣, or move the fuck out of that dumpster fire 🔥 of a city!

Genius. But, it needs the @SteveInmanUIC one-liners expansion pack to really hit right.

I want one that says “keep the change, you filthy animal.”