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"nooo you cant map government spending in a SQL database and allow everyone to use it, you dont have a degree" The beaver builds the dam regardless

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PetrichorCEO 🪲🧀9 months ago

academitards BTFO forever, sorry “muh degree muh PhD” means nothing we’re semi autonomous distributed cypherpunk now, all your entire life’s work value is nothing but a few pip installs and git clones to be added to our capabilities stacking twig by twig we build big🦫

Beaver 🦁9 months ago

based

g3rm 🜲9 months ago

i stand for allowing beavers to build

Beaver 🦁9 months ago

LET BEAVERS BUILD

Où va ma France ?9 months ago

Bonjour mon ami, have a look at english version available 😉

Danja9 months ago

Beavers build the world they want to live in

Beaver 🦁9 months ago

they do. very dedicated little guys

Rev2.09 months ago

Here's one from your leader board and Google Maps: $2.7 million gets you this 🤔 'Minnesota Child Care Center' must be new name for 'Tayo and Nuna Child Care'

Beaver 🦁9 months ago

wow.

Blind Gray Squirrel 🏴‍☠️9 months ago

Big Credentials doesn’t want you to know you can just do things

Glitchy (e/acc)9 months ago

Bureaucracy fears open data. Keep building, @beaverd.@beaverd.

Chris Howald9 months ago

Why does music like this permeate the video universe? It’s so freaking annoying.

Beaver 🦁9 months ago

yea srry not family friendly it goes p hard though. I'm just a zoomer at heart

Chris Howald9 months ago

It’s all good, homie!

Magnus9 months ago

builders don’t ask permission. degrees don’t ship, dams do 😤

boyhell9 months ago

nothing can stop this

00000000009 months ago

I’m an engineer and it’s amazing how much time and money is wasted arguing about tiny details while planning, only for all of that to be thrown out the window the second anything unexpected happens during construction and we just do whatever the dudes building it suggest.

Julian II9 months ago

wow look at that overlap, and it continues as you zoom in

Wombat.socho9 months ago

@SomeBitchIIKnow

²⁷9 months ago

he don’t give a dam

Millie9 months ago

“I don’t know how to build a dam” PUSSY

zomgthisisawesomelol9 months ago

anime pfp bros still undefeated

yelling fire9 months ago

@DissidentSoaps Well, I'll be dam'd.

Koh9 months ago

@SomeBitchIIKnow I am an engineer with the paper to back it. Some of the best engineers I have ever worked with do not have engineering degrees. I have been in industry now as an engineer for 20 years, not once have I had to provide a diploma to an employer. It is just a piece of paper.

Sir Cornelius Fudgebucket the 2nd9 months ago

Degrees are just proof you'll take on debt and participate in the system.

kapper9 months ago

This is cold lmfao

andrew9 months ago

Never underestimate the righteous power of spite. 🤷‍♂️

HighFunctioningRetard.eth9 months ago

you are retarded to a very severe degree. id say that is plenty good of a degree compared to some of the top universities in this country.

Truetotherescue9 months ago

*cracks knuckles*

Name cannot be blank9 months ago

BRO! I am almost done. I have built the ultimate USA Ingestor/Joiner/Reconstructor code you've ever seen! It is about to finally load up EVERYTHING in the USA!

C Wagner9 months ago

.@DataRepublican

Citizen_Alpha9 months ago

Nice

HeadNerdInCharge9 months ago

DAMN. Check out Florida. THAT was unexpected.

Supernal9 months ago

doing gods work Milady

SomethingElse9 months ago

Has anyone tagged @MorlockP on this yet?

WhatMillennialsWant9 months ago

Their biggest nightmare is all this data in one place where analysts can use it for good. Keep going 👏

Nunya F. Businessio 🍊9 months ago

Sweet!

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